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    Clive Jones with Ming Campbell in the Wokingham MP?s back garden.

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    Clive Jones with Ming Campbell in the Wokingham MP?s back garden.

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    The A33 relief road is set to close overnight as part of rolling closures which will see some of the major roads around Reading upgraded

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    The Emmbrook School

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    Winnersh library. pic: WBC.

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    Clive Jnes MP performed the opening of Ranga Lounge.

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How many zombies would roam Wokingham’s streets?

by Phil Creighton
October 31, 2022
in Featured, Wokingham
Image credit: Romolo Tavani/Shutterstock

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CULT films such as Shaun of the Dead show what life would be like if zombies took over the world, but new research suggests Wokingham residents would be reasonably safe.

On the off-chance that doomsday is around the corner, experts at RantCasino.com sought to investigate which areas of the UK would be most affected by a zombie apocalypse.

They studied all the cemeteries and graves in the country and worked out that Leeds would be the worst place to live if the undead took over the world.

There would be a whopping 811,422 potential zombies roaming the streets. Manchester could see 769,911 of the blighters, and Liverpool 469,768.

Wokingham? Well, it would see just 2,830, or 16 zombies per square kilometre. There’s a fighting chance there.

Neighbouring Reading could see 9,520, and 3,233.

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