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POETRY CORNER: An email from Qantas

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June 16, 2023
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The time of your flight has changed,Please ring our customer team ...but just trying to get through to themwas like a lengthy-swim-upstream.  Picture: Pixabay

The time of your flight has changed,Please ring our customer team ...but just trying to get through to themwas like a lengthy-swim-upstream. Picture: Pixabay

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The time of your flight has changed,

Please ring our customer team …

but just trying to get through to them

was like a lengthy-swim-upstream.

Eventually I did get through and

Then came the second blow …

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Very softly-spoken with an accent:

Merging words in a side-to-side flow.

She said that one hour fifteen wasn’t

Enough time between my flights,

And I hastened to agree with her …

No ifs, buts, maybes or mights.

So she had a look at her system,

And came back with this reply:

Travel eight and a half hours earlier

And pay an extra £700 to fly.

Apparently no economy seats going

On that one hour connecting flight,

Against the rules to swap the date,

But it seemed neither fair nor right.

I asked to speak to a supervisor,

But I was told that I could not,

This was supposed to be the Australian

airline … not some low-budget lot!

At this point the call stagnated,

Bearing in mind the huge sum …

Until she said I could keep my flight

But I would have to properly run.

I said I can’t really cope with that …

It would cause me massive stress,

But if I could get airport assistance,

It might see me out of this mess.

So she said she’d request that,

And I asked for an email to confirm,

She said it would take a few minutes,

But it never showed … short or long-term.

So I kept on phoning them back,

All throughout a very long night …

Their computer system had crashed

So nobody could look at my flight.

But next morning on the way

back from a drop-off at the station,

I had a sudden brainwave which

Turned into a bit of a revelation …

I logged onto the Qantas website,

And I had a look what I could see …

I found several Qantas-owned

Jetstar flights to suit my itinerary.

Loads of seats in economy …

So I paid £70 for my ticket but I

thought I’d better ring them back ..

“Oh no … you can’t use that flight

The system can’t cope with that.”

“And you’ll have to pay to cancel the

original seat .. that’s how it works.”

“Ok … so I wont bother to cancel it …

My brain … was starting to hurt.

I must have worn her down …

She booked me a free Jetstar flight

So although I’d broken the rules

In the end it turned out all right.

Pam Ski

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