THE BEST, or maybe worst, Christmas cracker jokes according to one greetings card company have been revealed.
The list of groan-worthy festive one-liners has been compiled by thortful.com in an ultimate Christmas cracker jokes index.
Thortful say that Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without some beloved traditions, like jamming a novelty paper hat from a cracker on your head, and enjoying a classic cracker lame joke.
Their top 10 worst jokes are:
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Which of Santa’s reindeer have the worst manners? Rude-olph.
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A Pineapple.
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What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? Santa walking backwards.
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Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no body to go with.
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Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks.
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What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
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What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
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What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.
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What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread? Loaf Actually.
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How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a logbook.
And Thortful are asking for jokes which are cheesier than a post-dinner cheese board to be added to their
to their index.
Visitors to the website can also vote on the best worst jokes which have been submitted.
Recent favourites include: Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men there, and: Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles.
The Christmas cracker joke index can be seen at: thortful.com/christmas-cracker-jokes
